crooked

adj 1: having or marked by bends or angles; not straight or

aligned; "crooked country roads"; "crooked teeth"

[ant: {straight}]

2: not straight; dishonest or immoral or evasive [syn: {corrupt}]

[ant: {straight}]

3: irregular in shape or outline; "asymmetrical features"; "a

dress with an crooked hemline" [syn: {asymmetrical}]

4: having the back and shoulders rounded; not erect; "a little

oldish misshapen stooping woman" [syn: {hunched}, {round-backed},

{round-shouldered}, {stooped}, {stooping}]

gronked

1. Broken. "The teletype scanner was gronked, so we took the

system down."

2. Of people, the condition of feeling very tired or (less

commonly) sick. "I've been chasing that bug for 17 hours now

and I am thoroughly gronked!" Compare {broken}, which means

about the same as {gronk} used of hardware, but connotes

depression or mental/emotional problems in people.