programming

n 1: setting an order and time for planned events [syn: {scheduling}]

2: creating a sequence of instructions to enable the computer

to do something [syn: {computer programming}]

programming

1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper (or, in these

days of on-line editing, the art of debugging an empty file).

2. A pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but

with fewer opportunities for reward.

3. The most fun you can have with your clothes on (although

clothes are not mandatory).

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