wank
/wangk/ [Columbia University: probably by mutation from
Commonwealth slang "wank", to masturbate] Used much as {hack}
is elsewhere, as a noun denoting a clever technique or person
or the result of such cleverness. May describe (negatively)
the act of hacking for hacking's sake ("Quit wanking, let's go
get supper!") or (more positively) a {wizard}. "wanky"
describes something particularly clever (a person, program, or
algorithm). Conversations can also get wanky when there are
too many wanks involved. This excess wankiness is signalled
by an overload of the "wankometer" (compare {bogometer}).
When the wankometer overloads, the conversation's subject must
be changed, or all non-wanks will leave. Compare
"neep-neeping" (under {neep-neep}). Usage: US only. In
Britain and the Commonwealth this word is ▫extremely▫ rude and
is best avoided unless one intends to give offense.