wetness

n : the condition of containing or being covered by a liquid

(especially water); "he confirmed the wetness of the

paint" [ant: {dryness}]

netnews

/net'n[y]ooz/ 1. The software that makes {Usenet} run.

2. The content of {Usenet}. "I read netnews right after my

mail most mornings."

[{Jargon File}]

(1994-12-14)